Tuesday, October 20, 2009


Warning: bad poetry ahead.

Tonight I danced
wearing my favorite pants.

At the lower end of my normal weight spectrum,
the pants hang a bit loose
but I'd never reject 'em.

The pants fit just right
when I've gained a few pounds
but tonight I fear that I've trodden new ground.

I looked down and noticed a hole in the seam
Lo and behold my thigh I did see!

This as a sign - to the gym I must go!
so that I can dance without a peep show.

Time to lose a few pounds so my clothes still fit...

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